Well kiddies. As we all know, UK decided in our infinite wisdom to pull out the EU.
Our prime minister is stepping down, there is a vote of no confidence on Jeremy Corbyn.
It is true that our country needs new leadership and I have the perfect candidate.
No its not me, although I would be a good choice
I think we should elect my cat Bubba for prime minister.
I will of course be her regent as only I understand her.
But she is a good cat.
She’s pro hunting but only with teeth and nails.
She’s for free love extreme sports, and pro drugs.
She doesn’t care about immigration except for all those damn foreign cats invading her turf.
I think she would make a great prime minister and I for one shout ” VOTE FOR BUBBA”